Kaichu: the Fandom Pokemon. While it holds a wide variety of interests, this Pokémon can most often be found obsessing over other Pokémon, Disney, or Homestuck. Kaichu is known for breaking the fourth wall, co-moderating Amanita's PC, and flailing uncontrollably at anyone or anything it finds to be shiny and attractive. When it has nothing to fangirl over, it gets bored and falls asleep.
A fun thing to do when people accuse you of “thinking people should just have stuff HANDED TO THEM! ! !” Is to just cold be like yes. I absolutely do believe that. I think every single person should have their needs met unconditionally without ever having to prove that they “deserve” it based on arbitrary criteria of usefulness. You got me. Busted.